Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it..
Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
Erotic lustfulness
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Table dancing
Headache
Dehydration
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you
are not.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. Thank you.
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?
1 comment:
Hello,
Never did this twitter thing before. I was just looking around. I have p.t. fibro, since March of '04 after hysterectomy with complications.
Just wanted you to know that your "Margaritas" article is about the best I've ever seen and am going to show it to my daughter. She's the only one that has anything to do with me. Glad I found this site. Will definately visit again. Thank God for my computer. I'm so very alone otherwise THANK YOU SOOOO VERY MUCH FOR THE LAUGH!!!!!
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